Thursday, February 28, 2008

Golf season is in full swing

I thought that 2008 was supposed to be the year of the rat, but apparently no one told Tiger. Just think about the possibilities, the very real possibility of Tiger going undefeated in a PGA regular season. It presents quite an interesting dichotomy. Can Tiger do what the Patsies couldn't? Will Tiger start to feel the pressure of being a perennial juggernaut, and slip a little.

Five quick questions for the PGA fan:

When will Tiger start to feel the body breakdown from those not humanly possible full torque golf swings?

When will Johnny Miller make up his mind as to whether or not to kiss Tiger's Mane or rip him a new one on a weekly basis (I KNOW IT IS A LION THAT HAS A MANE)?

When will the next generation of Young Guns arrive to challenge the greatest athlete the world has ever known?

Will I as an amateur weekend hacker ever realize what it is like to hit the little white ball as proficiently as Tiger does (just once)?

When will Tiger call it a career and how much will the PGA beg him to stay when he does?

I know it sounds like I am a Tiger "homer", that's because I am. If any of you out there become as great as he does, I will load up the bandwagon myself, and be happy to jump on board. Until then....show up or shut up. Sit back and relax, enjoy the greatness that is Tiger, because as far as I can tell, there will never be another...........Thank God!!!!!

Ah yes, the beauty of Golf.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think the only chance you or any of us have of hitting the little white ball as profiently as Tiger is on the green.