The Nanny and the Professor

It was quite a day on Capitol Hill considering that as of now nothing was accomplished. I say as for now because it is only a matter of time before some well dressed Federal Prosecutors ring Rocket's doorbell serving him an arrest warrent. That's right....as far as I can see Rocket is in for quite a ride.

Who do we have to thank for the Rocket's demise? The most obvious person on the planet....the nanny that Rocket hasn't seen with regularity for seven years. This one little piece of witness tampering is going to afford Mr. Clemens a beautiful room without a view in historic Fort Leavenwoth Kansas. What the FUCK was Clemens' legal team thinking when they had Roger's former nanny fly down to Houston to the Clemens Estate to have a nice little chat about what she does and doesn't remember about a party/BBQ at Jose Canseco's comfy little compound in 1998? Mr. Hardin,, I hope you at least have the dignity to visit your highest profile client when he is confined to a spacious 6x6 jail cell. The beautiful thing about this little legal feaux pas is that this is after Federal Agents had asked Mr. Clemens to provide the nanny's contact info so that they could ask her a few questions.

Now....to the Professor. I call him that tongue and cheek because he is a friend of mine, and also because I can. Mac did in fact complete his Phd. ergo he is a Doctor. Believe me I never would have thought that Mac would have been committed enough to complete his education to that degree, but apprently he had me and everyone else who knew him back in the day completely surprised. The thing that was most sinful about today's little get together was that the committee was sliced right down political party lines. What a shame. Perhaps the Rocket Man's little parade down Capitol Hill paid off. The funniest thing about Rocket's lobby tactics is that every staffer that received an autographed baseball must return the goods due to possible ethics enfractions (no presents allowed that are worth more than $50) HA HA. Not only is Rocket trying to tamper with material witnesses, he is handing out what is perceived to be bribes like lollipops at Halloween. What a flippin' joke. But I digress. Mac was steadfast and believable mostly due to Andy's no show (with a permission slip from Congress) due to his damning testimony against his former beer buddy which Mac had previous "business transactions" (please see receiving end of HGH injections). Way to go Andy, your honesty was refreshing.

End result. Rocket is going to be a bit poorer, and Mac is going to be a bit richer. We don't know who will be sticking Debbie Clemens with what when Roger is away, but one thing is for sure. I pray for Roger because in prison, he has a fabulous chance of becomming literally a "Rocket Man".

Ahhh the beauty of sports!