I have already shared my pick with you. I am looking forward to a good game either way. What I am offering to you now is a sort of Super Bowl Survival checklist. The following 10 items are absolute must haves for the Big Game. Pay close attention because there will be a quiz later.
10. Remote Control: This is number 10 because there only going to be a couple of occasions where you will actually need to use it. None the less, it would really suck if you had to go fishing for it at an inopportune moment.
9. Drinking Game: If you are going to indulge in adult beverages during the game, please take a cab, have a designated driver or even better just pass out until Monday morning and save the cab fare. You can make up your own game based on events that transpire during the game, have a nice game of beer pong, you get the idea. Have fun and be careful.
8. Seven Layer Dip: This culinary master piece has been gaining steam over the past several years. I can tell you it is quite a feast. You can find a recipe for it just about anywhere on the web. Give it a try, you'll love it.
7. Chicken Wings: Whether you you like them with BBQ sauce or Nuclear, these aviary appendages are a must have.
6: Toilet Paper: I am sure that you have heard that during halftime, there are going to be over 371 million gallons of water that will be used while waiting for the "Boss" to perform. If you need an estimate as to the equivalent of that number.....think of 1,206,781 average size swimming pools being flushed at once.
5: Beer: Approximately 4,320,000,000 ounces of liquid gold will be consume during the game.
4: Antacids: Sales of the gastric first aid medicine increase 20% the day after the game.
3: Guacamole: Over 8 tons will be consumed on Super Bowl Sunday.
2: Your favorite team's jersey or shirt: While you might not be a fan of either team, it is OK to switch your alliance for a day.
1: Good friends and/or family: Be surrounded by the people you never get to spend a lot of time with. Enjoy the indulgence laughs and high fives with the ones your want to be with.
Please be advised that Super Bowl Sunday is the second most dangerous "holiday" to be on the roads. It is only behind St. Patrick's Day. Please show discretion in your choices and celebrate the culmination of the Football Season with care.
Has anyone seen my permanent Sharpee, Joey has passed out on the couch?
Ahhh...the beauty of letting all of the crap that is bringing you down these days go away for a while
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