Monday, May 11, 2009

Five good reasons the Super Bowl should not be held in London

Sorry if the NFL thinks that they can pull one over on U.S football fans by having London host a Super Bowl, as my not good friends Judas Priest once said, they have another think coming. Here are five pretty compelling reasons that the Super Bowl should be played within the friendly confines of the upper 48 states.

1) Buffalo wings vs. Fish and Chips.

2) Guacamole vs. what the hell is guacamole

3) Cheerleaders that have teeth vs. cheerleaders that have teeth implants.

4) Super Bowl half time show: What's left of Van Halen vs. What's left of the Beatles.

5) If Brett can lead the Vikings to the Super Bowl, can you imagine one million British American football fans buying a jersey that has a last name of French origin? NOPE........NOT ME.

One plus the UK has on America with regard to the hosting of the Super Bowl? In the UK there is no such thing as a wardrobe malfunction. Man I love the Brits.


Has anyone seen my magnifying glass, tartar sauce, and monocle?

Ahhhhh....the beauty of GO Daddy.com commercials being a little bit too tame somewhere else .

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