Friday, June 13, 2008

Top 10 Female Sportscasters















I am going to try to keep this as classy and professional as possible. That does not mean that your comments have to follow my lead. I am listing those beautiful women whom I think are the most attractive female sportscasters that are out in the field today. I mean no disrespect to those husbands of said lady sportscasters, as a matter of fact, I wish I were cooking dinner for them when they cam home from a hard day at work.


1) Suzy Kolber: As far as I am concerned, Suzy is the complete package. She has gorgeous eyes, she is well versed in her profession, and anyone who can put up with Jaws and Hoge for the entire football season are good with me.

2) Bonnie Bernstein: She is attractive, I love her long hair. I was sad to see her go the first time from ESPN, but it looks like she might be back for a second tour of duty.

3) Colleen Dominguez: She exudes femininity. She has great eyes, great hair, and ahem...other very endearing female qualities that make her a joy to watch.

4) Stacey Dales: Thank God she lost the Shulman part of her name. I am thinking she may be back on the market. She has great hair, eyes, smile and voice. She is a true sports treasure.

5) Jeannie Zelasko: While there are traits of hers that I find annoying, she is really quite nice to look at. I like her hair, eyes, lips, cheek bones. She is really a true beauty in the classic sense of the word. She even makes Kevin Kennedy look good.....almost.

6) Summer Sanders: The ex swimmer was awesome to watch on fox sports. I am not sure why they cut her show, but when she showed her midriff, all I can think of was WOW!!

7) Rachel Nichols: The most intriguing thing about her is the color of her hair. I hope it is her real color. She also has a quiet sexiness to her. The rest of her attributes speak for themselves.

8) Michelle Bonner: I know that she has an off shaped head, kind of like exaggerated jowls, but she really is made for the long term. She is quite a nice package if you will, and I am quite sure she will never drown with those built in flotation devices she has.

9) Alex Flanagan: Alex is that "Ivory Girl" kind of beautiful. I can see her being that cool soccer mom. She carries herself with a grace and dignity that is really quite attractive.

10) Shelley Smith: I know, I know, she is a big boned woman, but I love the color of her hair, her eyes, her voice. She also kind of has man hands, but from the neck up...OK, chest up, she is quite attractive.


There you have it, what I believe to be the top 10 most attractive woman walking the sidelines and following the biggest sports stories of the day. I do have a few honorable mention ladies that I would like to list at this time.

Erin Andrews (if it weren't for the huge nose, she would have made the cut).
Jeanine Edwards ( probably the most breathtaking eyes I have ever seen) I wish she covered more than freaking horse racing.
Michelle Tafoya (redefines the term MILF)
Dana Jacobson (if I had a grappling hook and 50 foot of rope, it could make for quite a nice weekend).


Ahhhh.... the beauty of beauty.







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